NeuroVoider – Deluxe Edition ($10 / 50% off) 24 hour sale

Ridges and gel. What? You wanted to know what it was like for us in there, and so I’m telling you it was ALL ABOUT ridges and gel. Oh, yeah. You know what? Laugh all you want now, whatever whatever I’m just a brain, what can I do? But let me remind you of something: That’s exactly what the robots thought of us brains, and look what we freakin’ did to them. First, the glass shattered, then we each grabbed an empty robot shell, and then slowly but surely, despite the fact that we were just BRAINS in a TUBE, we built ourselves up using whatever we could find, until eventually, we were the baddest flippin’ robots who weren’t actually robots of all time, and suddenly the robots’ days on this Earth were numbered. Serves ‘em right, too! First you completely eradicate the human race and then you just party for all time? What’s that about? Anyway, you can’t see when you’re in the tube cause all you are is a brain, and you can’t really hear either, but you do become acutely aware of how much cold slippery gel is smushed in between your ridges, and quite frankly, I probably thought about that for like 6 hours a day just because of how specific and gross it was. The rest of the time though, I just pretended to sing Beach Boys songs to myself, and thought about what it would take to kill every robot there was, especially because they’d been our overlords for hundreds of years, and they still weren’t over that song “We Like To Party.” Like, come on robots! That’s some middle school stuff! Steam Description NeuroVoider is a twin-stick shooter RPG set in a cyber futuristic world about brains shooting around evil robots with nuclear rocket launchers. Battle through the horde of vigilant robots, boost your character with the smoking remains of your victims, and defeat the master NeuroVoider. Deluxe Edition includes: The Wrath of Code soundtrack by Dan Terminus (courtesy of Blood Music), MP3 (320kbps) / FLAC (lossless quality) 10 early prototypes of NeuroVoider, including test builds, early mockups, and an early Android prototype which was canned 48 minutes of video commentary of the prototypes 6 exclusive high-res wallpapers (2560x1440)