HOPEFULLY REVIEWMON LIKES IT...

You know how gaijin get kanji tattooed on themselves without knowing what it means? A little Google translate can do damage for a lifetime. Yeah. That's the worst. This backpack lights up and declares you're the absolute worst so nobody has any doubt. And it has all sorts of pockets, including two separate areas for your laptop or tablet, so you can always have your stuff with you. With a press, you can light up a "The Worst" EL panel, make it flash slowly, or make it flash quickly to draw more attention (or switch it back off). You'll look right at home at a rave or in Akihabara, although perhaps a bit understated for the worst. Better make sure the rest of your ensemble lives up to your reputation.

Product Specifications

Cyberpunk 17 "The Worst" EL Backpack
A ThinkGeek exclusive - part of our Cyberpunk 17 line
Electroluminescent panel lights up "The Worst" in Kanji when you turn it on
3 EL modes: Constant on, blinking, and rapid blinking
Battery pack slides into interior pocket but has belt clip so you have options
Main compartment has laptop / tablet pocket
Secondary compartment has additional padded storage space
Top flap with easy-access pocket for your phone or shades secures with metal clips
Padded and adjustable shoulder straps
Top handle for grab-and-go action or easy hanging
Document pouch with zip closure behind EL panel
Blue symbol on corner of flap brands you as "evil" or, you know, reinforces that you're the worst
Materials: Nylon exterior, we think
Care Instructions: Spot clean only
Imported
Batteries: 2 AA (not included)
Exterior Dimensions: 12" wide x 19" tall x 5" deep
Main Compartment: 11" wide x 18" tall x 1 1/2" thick with double zipper closure
Laptop / Tablet pocket in main compartment: 10" wide x 13" tall (open top so could extend up to 17" tall) x 1" thick
Secondary Compartment: 11" wide x 18" tall x 3" thick with double zipper closure
Storage Space in secondary compartment: 9" wide x 11" tall with hook and loop up the side
Weight: 1.8 lbs.